"He sees you when you're sleeping...he knows when you're awake...he knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!"
During the countdown to Christmas, we met Santa's creepy pal Krampus, but maybe...just maybe, we should have been paying closer attention to Santa himself. When you really stop and think about it, there is something inherently creepy about the idea of an old, fat man with an obsession for children who likes to dress up in red velvet and play with little elves.
They say birds of a feather flock together...
Let's think about this for a moment.
Why would a supposedly kind and jolly old man invite such a creep like Krampus to travel with him into the homes of unsuspecting children?
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| They look pretty chummy to me. |
What does Santa really do when Krampus finds a naughty kid and turns him over his knee for a good spanking?
Does he just stand there and watch? A voyeur to child abuse?
Nowhere was it mentioned that Santa ever tried to intervene on these sadistic spank-fests going in Austrian homes.
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| Note the way Krampus kneels beside Santa in chains. |
Evidence would seem to suggest that Santa is, himself, a dangerous man.
1) Aliases (Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, St. Nicholas, Pere Noel, Father Christmas).
2) Lives in a remote, unknown location in the North Pole.
3) Breaking & Entering - no convictions.
4) Suspected abuse of hallucinogenic drugs (claims of flying reindeer) - never substantiated.
5) Consorting with known criminals.
How much do we really know about Santa Claus? And what mysterious power does he exert that drives adults to perpetuate his false identity?
Check out this array of photos and judge for yourself.
Is this the face of an innocent man?
HO HO HO!
[Warning - if you're easily offended by vulgar language, don't listen to the below song by Australian comedian Kevin Bloody Wilson. If, however, you don't mind a few f-bombs, enjoy the hell out of it. I did.]
Merry Christmas!
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