JACKPOT! We all know how gimmicky some marketing campaigns can be, but these bizarre Christmas advertisements are just plain creepy! No need to hype this post with cute hyperbole; these ads speak for themselves.
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Available at Creepy Kids R Us.
This Christmas, give the gift of scarred memories.
"Deck the halls with plop plop, fizz fizz, fa la la la la la la, ahh..." AFTER you take an Alka Seltzer. And remember to light a match afterward.
President Ronald Reagan says "yes" to endorsing addiction. (Don't tell Nancy.)
Double-homicide puts the creep into Christmas.
I'd just like to know what food this is supposed to be marketing.
Nice beaver.
Hey Santa, guess who's gonna have a Merry Christmas? *Point, point, wink wink*
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You give more than a pipe when you give Kay woodie. I'll bet.
"I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricasie, or a ragoust." ~ Jonathan Swift, A Modest Proposal
Even Santa gets depressed around the holidays.
Don we now our gay apparel...
Archie & The Gang File Charges
TeeHee.
Mrs. Claus may want Santa to give her a rigid iron board, but I think she gave him one first.
Oh oh oh, the fun places we'll go...
Random WTF?
Not really an ad, but too good not to post.
Santa's a 3-packer kinda guy.
Death Row Christmas tunes are a shocking hit in prison.
Children, stop pulling Santa's package.
Santa rides the golden rocket.
Random WTF?
Not creepy, but I had to throw it in here...this is pure awesomeness.
And last but not least...CREEPY CHRISTMAS PERSONIFIED!
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